Any CITY BOYS move out the COUTRY and enjoy it?

Here’s some research for you CITY BOYS.

Cunt tree > Shitty

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Yeah those ticks are a real motherfucker in the spring. Still better than DC or Baltimore. Also it’s cool being the “odd one” that doesn’t work for Walmart in this town.

I’ve lived a lot of places but this is the first place I really wanted to stay.

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But goddamn the cereal on the third day!

Wooooooo, i’ll be damned that third day cereal ain’t the best damn cereal you ever had.

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Ha I was going to leave alone naming it but GB went ahead and did it.

BTW, there’s a very significant odd that the modern ticks spreading diseases are yet again another designed bio weapon let loose by mistake. This time form a lab in Maine IIRC. Fucking government and scientists!

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yeah fuck no way I could live with Ticks

hard pass wherever the f that is

PTC area is nice too, imo. No shortage of fun shit to do within an hour. The city, white water rafting, lakes. And you can feel like you’re in the middle of nowhere in a minute, if that’s what you want.

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City boy my entire life. My dad never taught me a thing. Im fiddy and have still never seriously hunted or fished. But I have watched thousands of hours of survival shows, so Im sure that would translate. As I get older, the country life does sound more and more appealing. Maybe I can hire a local to explain to me how to do stuff. Greeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be.

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My fellow city slicker and I quote this often…
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It is pretty simple when it comes down to it.

The main issue is opportunity.

I have several potential opportunities, but my wife has an awesome opportunity.

It feels like moving forward. If it felt like moving back, well, it would suck.

Major metro areas will always offer more opportunity, just the way it is.

Now, keep in mind I do not have kids and have been a lifelong renter, so I am very mobile and have few complications. If I had school aged children I would be sitting tight, even if it meant a lower paying more boring job in Jacksonville. But I don’t, so… fuck it.

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My ex’s family is all from NW Georgia, around where all the carpet it made. FUCK living in that area! That is a whole different flavor of hillbilly in that part of the country.

We moved from a very developed urban area, to a fairly rural area a few years ago.

Take a weeks vacation, and go stay in the area you are considering. Do day to day stuff while there, grocery shopping, going out for a burger,… get a taste of what it will be like, BEFORE making a major commitment.

We had a nice variety of bar & grills where we did live. A quick check showed several in the area we moved to. What we did NOT realize, is that ALL the fucking bars around here allow smoking. Where we had lived, you could only smoke outside - NOT the case where we moved. Now we drive nearly 30 minutes each way, to get to the nearest non-smoking bar with a decent (actually great) beer selection.

Another complaint is the moron meth-heads. About every 4 to 6 weeks, we seem to get a fresh crop of them. They break into the telecommunication junctions to steal “copper” wire, not realizing it is all fiber optic with NO copper. They fuck up the cables, then it takes a week+ before our internet & cable are working half-decently again. So check the crime reports for your target area.

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congratulations on getting out of jacksonville

a couple of buddies got stuck there with kids

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lol
i like when the confederate flags scare the white yankees off while southern black ppl dont even notice.

That’s a great idea.

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