Seems like we have a small life boat sailing for an uncharted place. Hope we find some natives to exploit.
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Nah I think we’re like Captain Cook in Hawaii. It ended well for him, so we should be good.
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Yes we are.
Eggplant for you.
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Read that as “tranny”.
Goodnight homos.
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For the faggoons, by the faggoons.
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He was eaten by the Hawaiians after giving them mosquitos, STDs, taxing them too much
Well that doesn’t bode well for us.
Pretty much the OG I guess
As a historical note, I’ve never heard the tax part. Not sure that’s true.
He had a white sail on his boat so the Hawaiians thought he was Lono. That gave him a lot of food and shit. He also had white skin which Lono was said to have.
His men over stayed their welcome so the Hawaiian said gtfo Lono. Captain cook ran into bad weather and needed to come back for more shit. The Hawaiians were like, you fucking haole and killed him and devoured him except for a hand which they kept as a lucky charm.
Captain cook was actually a good man. He tried to keep his sailors for plowing too many Hawaiian women but he didn’t want a mutiny either.
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Well there was that little skirmish at Olowalu afterwards. Tiger sharks loved that area and the locals said they were the puna for any future expeditions.
Strange driving by the scene of a massacre every day.
Where do you live now?
Minnesota… I’m a man of extremes lol
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Not to downplay the effect on the Hawaiian islands, but it must have been fun handing out some stds to the natives.
The chicks were sleeping with Cook’s men to distract them so they could grab nails out of the hulls of their ships.
Iron was precious back then.
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Wood nail
It’s not about the nail.
Only gays romanticize shit like this.
Who wants to suck first?
The pilgrims weren’t really fleeing persecution and tyranny, they were actually fleeing Amsterdam. They went there first because they weren’t popular in England as a sect of Puritans, and then and now Amsterdam was a wide-open town full of brothels and loose women, so they decided to immigrate to the New World to get away from all the decadence.
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