I would never think of doing something like that. That’s hilarious.
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Between my necromancer cleric Shadowfart and Glut’s Animating Spores you can raise an entire undead army and just march up and down the fookin Underdark reviving them lolololol
It’s soooooo funny , plus Shadowfart talks to every single dead person I encounter so we get into all kinds of adventures because between the animals, the dead people and the game itself there are so many twists and turns i am still in Act 1 lol barely touched the Underdark lololol
Oh and I’m definitely evil, the poor mushroom picker found out when I threw a fireball towards his problems , I blew him up like that poor Black rapper that blew up his hand this past 4th of July
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LOL.
That is wild and hilarious. Underdark s one of my favorite environments. In Skyrim I loved the equivalent.
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I’m trying to be a lightning bolt flinging hero that struggles with my evil dragon ancestry that likes to fuck green bitches
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Underdark is hard af lol
I’m a bit stuck right meow, the Turrets at the Arcane tower are a pain, I studied all their resistances and was able to damage them a bit but then they got their HP back.
The Duergar at the beach are too many and they also mass resurrect dead bodies so Glut always gets slaughtered and I want to save him.
Might be time (we are all 5th level) to pay the Green Hag another visit.
Duergar are no joke, pretty sure I saw a Hammerer up there too and they have a few casters
If I remember correctly, they’re weak against electric. I think I mostly used gale to hit them then use misty step to bring in a heavy hitter on top.
There’s a way you can go around to a less defended area of the tower.
To me, the hardest part of the underdark was the spiders. There’s an area that’s crawling with them, as well as other bad guys. I ended up pushing a lot of them into the spider pits either with push or some sort of magic.
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I hate spiders, yeah nowhere near killer spiders yet lol
My son just went jogging so Ima go visit the Green Hag and see how she is doing, she is so arrogant I fucking hate her arse
Game looks gay as fuck
Where do I get it
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So Glut is basically Trump !
The second we killed the Duergar in the area he turned on Sovereign Spaw and declared war on him ROFL
So I joined his cause
We went back to Mushroom Town and double crossed the f outta him. He had a shit ton of HP so instead of fighting him I used my Psionic Mindflayer powers and punted him to Bolivia
He flew so far down the Underdark his body will never be found BAR HAR HAR
this shit is hilarious , love being evil !
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OMFG
That is like the female me
I’m in fucking LOVE
Remember how happy Baelen’s wife was when we told her we accidentally non accidentaly killed his arse ?
BAR HAR HAR
what joyyyyyyyy !
I like the Underdark, I think Ima hangout here a few days just doing evil shit. Oh and ROFL the way i defeated the Duergar was so fucked up.
Originally i wanted to send my main character because she is Drow and kinda sneaky but fatarse Sovereign Grut is attached to her, the mage is no bueno and the Barbarian Demon too big.
So poor Shadowfart gets assigned with the mission of sneaking into Duergar camp and get an advantageous position for attack
Well this fucking Cleric od Shar wears chain mail and can’t sneak for shit ! So of course she gets insta discovered but a few lucky rolls later and many promises to kill the Sovereign Spaw and his Mushroom people (poor guy, he never stood a chance) and thank God Shadowfart is a cleric of an evil Deity and all that shit the Duergar accept her in their camp.
Next I sent the Demon, they didn’t bother the infernal being at all, so she gets in position too.
And then the mage, fatso Glut and I come storming in !!!
Easy work 
Turns out all the sneaky, crooked shit I do in real life transfers well to this game. I just basically have to role play meself in the game and big success !
Now to bang Shadowfart …
For the turret, it’s actually easier than think to beat.
Get your best archer and separate them from the group. Enter turn based mode and run to the rock to the right.
Exit mode. Looking at the turret,you inch yourself to the right and just shoot over the rock you can continually shoot it without it being able to shoot back.
Or just enter turn based mode again, move to the right, shoot, move back into cover, rinse and repeat.
For Filro, it’s easy too. Have your melee grab a sussar leaf and charge him after shooting him once with a silence arrow.
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Filro is so fucking dead ages ago. Dragged his arse all over the Underdark fighting my battles !
So I went back to the Hag’s Teahouse and that bitch setup traps all along the way to her lair.
What goes around comes around they say, that shit I pulled on the asshole dwarf she basically pulled on me and blew the f outta me party over and over again 
But what she did not expect is me buying some 50x healing potions from various vendors. Well I split it in 4 parts and down we went blowing up and chugging healing potions like they were going outta style.
Boom bitch ! we make it to her lair … barely ..
and she fooking sets Mayrina’s cage on fire SAY WUT M8
wtf …
Well thank the fucking spider queen my casters carry mostly protection and support spells because Create water saved her arse !
But then this ungrateful bitch gets saved and is all pissy at me and me band of assholes
Aparently she had a deal with the Green Hag to exchange her unborn child for some Connor dude
I swear this bitch is moar treacherous than Cotton’s ex ! Soimebody buy her a fully equiped SUV !
So fuck her ! I resurrected him and kept him to meself !
The end
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So after the Green Hag mess I found an exit backdoor and there was a portion by the water I had not discovered on the 1st map.
Hey I discovered a new monster, these things called Wood Woads. They had formed a party with some Ancient Mud Mephits.
This is officially my very 1st easy battle in this damn game lol mostly because I found this place last.
The 1st act is amazing. The 2nd act is very good.
The 3rd act sadly is disappointing with a bunch of dumb “gotta wrap up the story so we tie the PC’s hands stuff.” All aboard the railroad, Choo-choo!
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Yeah, third act is a bit of a sloppy mess. I made a few mistakes and ended up needing to google some quests because I was stuck.
Shadowfart is up to no good today
I walked in on her and a bugbear doing some bondage shiiiiiiiiit
She won’t bang my Tranny Drow I think she is into the Furry ones
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Black Reach is amazing
Thats what it is! I wanted to say Under Black.
Every time an area like this is in an RPG, I absolutely love it.
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Same here!
Also dark forest/foggy/stormy kind.
Far Harbor in Fallout 4 is amazing! The Mire in Fallout 76 is similar and I love it too!
Here’s Far Harbor. The trailer should be spoiler free, in case you haven’t played it.
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