Cats are sneaky mofos
I swear this is the weirdest fucking cat.
Sleeping under the HVAC unit.
Pissing rain? Don’t care.
Spending all afternoon luxuriating on a pile of gravel.
It was pissing rain and blowing a gale today and I didn’t see the cat.
I assumed it was too wet for him, but no, he was up on a different roof the whole time.
I had to zoom way the hell in with my phone camera, but you get the idea.
This is Ryuk. He watches me work. And then every evening he comes up to the porch for tick removal.
My first experience with him was finding him under the hood of my car. Picked him up and he bit clean through the meat of my thumb.
Nowadays, he just flat out loves me. If I kneel down in front of him, he grabs my ears and scent marks my beard with his face.
Why does your neighbor have a fan on his roof?
Don’t you have air conditioning units in America?
Ah. I know those are popular in the UK.
Squatty, seriously?