Chuck Norris DEAD!

Point fighter

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NO LIE. AS A YOUNG 40 YO MAN, I THOUGHT CHICK WOULD OUTLIVE ME.

RIP LEGENG!

Chuck Norris never masturbates….he IS the master!

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NASA concludes that there is no life on Mars which proves Chuck Norris has been to Mars.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s decendents are now known as giraffes.

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86 was laid to rest at Chuck Norris, nobody will ever be kicked out of a bar again!

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Any excuse to post the Delta Force theme is a good one.

RIP

Converse made Chuck Taylor’s…Chuck Norris made Converse.

He started training BJJ with the Machados in the late 80s, well before UFC1.

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He heard Jesus came back after 3 days and told his family ā€œSee you in a week.ā€

I had no idea. impressive.

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Chuck was the man. A real man. RIP.

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So does @Revenant

Rip to a legend

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Chuck Norris isn’t dead, he’s WAITING.

I have a chuck norris facts page stapled to my old wall. It’s been in the office for probably 15 years.

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What was the medical condition that Chuck Norris ended up sending to the Hospital?

Actual question, while keeping with the spirit of the thread btw.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.