The guy is like 5’8" to 9", about as old as Joe Biden.
Also kind of chubby. I am taller, have a longer reach, younger.
Im just saying father has caught him already
Bloated dude from Disney did, while wearing extra-soft pillows on his hands. And in shorter rounds.
If I could land a massive nutshot I like my odds.
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He probably can’t stop a takedown to save his life
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Nothing good could possibly come from fighting Mike Tyson. Even if you win, everyone would want to beat your ass. Also a decent chance he bites a chunk out of your face or something. I’d bet in a street fight, he’s still pretty dangerous. Street fights are generally about 90 seconds.
in a boxing match or street fight? no one on this site could beat him in a boxing match and i don’t think many that could beat him in a street fight. MAYBE someone like @ErikApple, but i dunno. that dude’s a dinosaur now too. wonder what he thinks.
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Sure, I beat Mike Tyson Punch Out once so I already have that on him. Sometimes I’m delusional too.
Can we file this one under infamous LARP threads like: “What’s your favorite takedown for the steet?” and “What’s your everyday carry?”
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If you’re a blue belt in BJJ you can-
UG members 1997
Iron Mike would beat your arses and your GF’s pussies at the same time.
Nope, not in my prime.
Tyson is one of the few boxers who is willing to give MMA its due. He’s even said he would probably have trained MMA if it was around when he was getting into boxing.
We talking mini Mike Tyson, like 1 foot tall, or regular size Mike Tyson?
