Dana Has Announced that the White House will be Hosting a UFC

Someone has never seen StreetBeefs.

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I have maybe 10 friends who like boxing. Of those 10, all but 3 think MMA is too brutal to watch. The normal every day average American isn’t going to like this.

ok nerd

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Let the crowd decide.

This is why he was on the roof, checking out what seats he could sell.

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Lol. I’ll never forget how hard you spazzed when they made a remake of Cinderella about a guy who loves shoes and put it in Disney+

That wasn’t that deep lol.

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Sneakerella?

I pointed out the stupidity of it. What’s to take umbrage with?

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Imagine if Kamala won. The 250th birthday celebration would have been featuring trannies and and fags front and center

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Obama literally paraded a crack dealer and his ho around the White House.

Biden had a tranny flashing fake tits AND a rabid crack addict of a son parading around the White House.

But this? Some sport? That’s a bridge too far!!!

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I think it’s kind of tacky

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They should host a monster truck event too

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And slap fighting!!

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Unrelated, but my friend was shopping with his wife the other day, and the cashier had one side of his face completely bruised and purple. His eye was swollen shut. My friend’s wife has no tact and asked the guy if he had been in a car wreck. He told her he had competed in a slap fighting event the day before. There must be a local scene for it now.

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bullseye

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