Describe a movie plot badly

@Sassen inspired.
So the rules are just explain a famous movie plot badly. I’ll kick it off fellas.

A harolded 27 year old alien aikido master ruffles the feathers of all coming on.

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Faggot gets aids and dies

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A faggot throws a crackhead into a volcano

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Aliens attack earth and a cuck helps save it

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Dude with parkinsons thinks about fucking his mom but doesn’t

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Guy gets wrongfully put in prison, crawls through shit pipe, goes to shithole mexico.

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Cop go’s undercover as a leather-daddy to find a gay killer, then realizes he’s pretty gay and likes to kill, himself

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Trucker loses truck in chinatown, helps good chinks fight bad chinks, gets truck back…

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Old black man appropriates european culture and overthrows established local authority after being shot by youth

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Pizza delivery man gets greeted at the door by a group of scantily clad women, they pay him and he leaves

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Give me a minute

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Same with this.

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Joe vs the volcano?

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1000007584

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Philadelphia?

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Adam Sandler Yes GIF

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Kid going to get expelled takes blind guy to New York, blind guy yells, kid stays in college.

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Chick goes to big city, fucks football team.

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