In the spirit of my last topic I post it again.
If I fart in the AC return in my house, can I send fart smell through the whole house?
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I actually started to do the math on this last night then got distracted by the purge.
So. A fart of special potency is claimed to be 1ppm of Hydrogen Sulfide. The largest fart volume I could find is 375mL.
This is assuming you are the king of flatulence, and I agree.
The threshold for smelling a fart (hydrogen sulfide) is 0.0005ppm.
Meaning that the retard scientists who put these numbers on the internet think that the most potent fart would only stink up 26-27 cubic ft or about a third of a car.
At that point I got mad and dropped it, although there must be errors in here somewhere.
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Probably not. Lots of air being moved in a house, and it would get diffused in the system.
You should probably have a rocket scientist check your faggy math
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What I know is your AC return CAN send a potent smell (weed smoke for example) throughout your house.
The rest is up to you.
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I appreciate the effort.
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No idea. I’m not a learned person.
I just told my wife to go stand in front of the supply vent to see if any cold air is coming out.
Right now I’m jerking off and trying to shoot a load into the return vent.
We’ll see what happens.
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LOL nice
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Your right Alan… that is dumb… 
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nah you gotta shit in it
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Just shit in the vents
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give em the ole upper decker.
That’s disinformation!
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A friend of mine once threw some sardines in the AC vents of a rental house in the middle of summer. He turned off the AC and left it to rot in the heat.
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i’m considering the chicken milk bomb for my current landlords when i leave. they refused to cut a huge oak above are house that almost killed us twice. then when they finally cut it they raised our rent. i think they are gonna get it.
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they also bought the house we rent out from underneath a sweet single mom who had been saving her whole life for it. he was supposed to be helping her as her real estate lawyer.
No, cool farts don’t stink. Much.