Ex-UFC Fighter Fractures Penis 🍆

And Had To Fap, I mean Tap To It…

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Clearly dosn’t take penis training seriously!

Jiu-jitsu, huh? That what they calling it these days?!?!?

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Was he playing Rubber Guard

At my gym cock pushups are always part of the warmup.

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Thought this was going to be about a classic old OG thread.

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One of my mates did this. Said it went bright black

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I had a buddy in high-school that was playing catcher and had someone slide into home plate (home plate being his cup). The cup broke in half and one of his nuts got squished. Wound up having to get it removed.
I remember he was trying to sue the cup company but i don’t know if he ever got anything out of it.

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Sounds like he had a mat battle …

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Get him to send pics…

#Nohomo

NOOOOO , OUCHIIIIE

#THATS TERRIBLE…

For him
Owwwwie

Sad Oh No GIF by BrownSugarApp

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Nah because he would.

do it jewish GIF

Do it Faggit, “Axe” him for the pics

I wouldnt mind a broken dick. Then I could stop risking my wife getting pregnant. Rather that than my current injury by far.

I fucked my hip up bad on Christmas when I was choking my 10 year old. I had her back and we were sitting with her between my legs. She bucked up and turned and broke my grip and almost passed my guard, and I pulled her back down but she stayed sideways and I wrenched my hip locking in a body triangle. I heard a crunch but only a tiny twinge of pain and we were handfighting so I didn’t notice. Been fucked up bad for 2 days.

I was proud of her though she spun the right way. Bucked up huge and turned all in one movement and almost cleared my right leg. If I didn’t hold her head/neck as she turned she could have rolled and gotten side.

Im kinda getting scared lol. She just turned 10 and is big and solid and she is getting strong. In 4th grade she is about the size I was in 7th grade. If she learns the way she will be dominant.

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Ray Elbe?

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I thought catcher and sliding into home were euphemisms!

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I do 100 cock burpees a day.

Your daughter … May have those Brock daughter gene

I member that

Pics or vids of this S(exercise)
I need to learn

NoHomo

Im Horny Stranger Things GIF by Feliks Tomasz Konczakowski

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