If you don’t post Banana Coleman I will put a hex on you…
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Quick, someone mention this to Alta, lol.
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Unfortunately if the agents eye poke, the perp goes free
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Shit, fire instructor Jones asap!
I have a sneaking suspicion that 90% of their agents are too faggy to make anything of this training, regardless. They’re just gonna get fucked up on the mats like those Wall Street nerds who try to box.
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Ufc will be great at teaching the Fbi to suck jew cock.
Everyone knows that is what really matters.
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It’s what UFC really excels at.
It’s the most important skill that matters concerning ufc.
When you say UFC… I think retards sucking jew cock.
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Clearly a very mentally stable thought process. We really gotta redirect minds like yours to finding a cure for cancer
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They already cured cancer.
This is basically Arnold Schwarzenegger being named Chairman of the Council on Health and Fitness by Elder Bush.
Ever taken a rorschach test? How many splotches were penises?
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The FBI should tell the USDA to back off and allow fighters to take steroids in exchange for training. The art of the deal.
Make
Horsemeat
Great
Again
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I don’t even understand how this is controversial. Guess what? Many, many current and former UFC fighters are involved in training law enforcement… And the ones that aren’t have at least probably rolled with some at their gyms throughout their careers and before.
Lol, again i don’t get it.
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Whenever anyone puts two ‘manys’ in a row, my brain cannot help but read it in this guys voice…
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New FBI Cross Country coach, Caleb Starnes.
First time I have ever heard someone describe MMA as “glitz and glam” lol that is literally insane. 