Fighters Urged to Shit Before they Compete after Scientists link ‘Possible Rectum Brain Connection’

Name checks out.

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Who would fight without shitting? I don’t even go to the grocery store without shitting!

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I mean a “pre-game shit” is something all hockey players already do.

Nothing worse than getting those hip-pads on and suddenly having to go.

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My first trainer was an old former middleweight contender who taught me how to make weight & recover from a cut after weighing in. He forbid his fighters from gorging themselves before a fight. We rehydrated as much as we wanted but ate light. We stuck to soup, salad & rice so there were no issues with being bogged down with a bunch of meat & stuff that takes time to digest.

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Old school bro science

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