Getting a Colonoscopy Tomorrow Morning

Last time I ate was at 10:00 PM on Monday night. Can’t eat until the procedure is done tomorrow. Doing the prep stuff now. Been drinking this stuff for about 2 1/2 hours, and it hasn’t really hit me yet. No liquid poops yet. Just a few nuggets. Super foul smelling, though.

Any of you gents do this stuff before? The drink is making me absolutely sick to my stomach. I don’t think I can handle the rest of it.

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Never had one but if I ever did I don’t think I could resist the temptation to put something up there for them to ‘find’.

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Good luck, need to do my first soon. Just muscle it down man, hear that’s the worst part.

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Buy a vintage toy or something and when they find it tell them you accidentally swallowed it when you were 7.

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Or hamster bones.

I vote hamster bones, give that Dr and staff a story!

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I’m doing my best. It’s like loose mud right now, so I expect it’ll clear up soon.

“Knuckle deep inside the borderline”
“This may hurt a little but it’s something you’ll get used to”
“Relax, turn around and take my hand”

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Yeah its terrible.

The only way i got through it was to make a bunch of hashmarks on a piece of paper indicating 30 minute intervals so i could cross off each dose as i did it.

Started playing World of Warships on Xbox, and drank a dose every time the 30 minute timer sent off and marked it off.

If I had to think about it as I did it, never would have finished it all

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For some reason when it’s colder it makes me barf. This is terrible stuff.

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You rang?..oh…ooops…my bad…carry on poopy pants!!

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How much is left?

About half the bottle, but I’m getting more and more clear with every poop. Once it goes clear I’m done.

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Haven’t had one of these yet, don’t know if I will. I would drink some horrible tasting medicine to make me shit my brains out for this stupid test but the moment it makes me barf, that shit is going in the trash and I’m telling my doctor to fuck off.

Good luck man

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I just did one about three weeks ago. It takes 3 or 4 hours to kick in IIRC. The procedure is only about 15 minutes. They require you to have a driver to get you home but I really didn’t need one. I wasn’t loopy at all.

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Happy Hour Drinking GIF

Rob Huebel Reaction GIF by CBS

You have to fart before you can go, right?

lol well you do after it’s over because they pump air into you. But no, they don’t have a nurse standing by to make sure you do. They hold you for about 30 minutes before release so the anethsesia can wear off.

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Haha I legitimately thought that was part of it

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it is

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DP PP

Drop poop, post pics?