At 19 i dreaded picking up the phone when my parents called.
At 23 i had a home, wife and 2 children.
My father is 74 or 75 now cant even remember. I still call him the day after his birthday because i know he is busy that day.
My children are grown and guess what. Im not the one getting dinosaur and barbie cakes anymore. I dont expect to be included in going out to a party. Im old
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Keep trying, you’re on the right track 
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Fuck this is sad. Be better. Your poor fucking kids.
Sounds like your wife is much better off too.
If any parent forgets their kids birthdays they are pieces of shit.
Lol@ setting a reminder on your phone. Pathetic.
Does your wife also book your doctors appointments and remind you too?
No wonder women get fed up…
Even if you’re kind of a dumbass and don’t remember your kids birthday just being around them they’re going to be talking about it and remind you. If you’re never around your kids for whatever reason and you also forget their birthday, well, do better dumbass. You brought those kids into the world. They didn’t ask you to, you owe them
Alarms, reminders, notes and calendar’s for everything.