A Christmas miracle?
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Maybe like rubbing two sticks together can cause a fire?
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ivf
Put up an ad on FB Marketplace or Craigslist advertising free baby clothes.
Lure a naive, heavily pregnant woman into your home…
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Spermy tongue?
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Would anyone donate sperm to a lesbian couple?!??!
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Direct deposit only. And one has to lick my balls as I’m plowing.
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There’s a reason Cinemax After Dark never had a movie about lesbians trying to have a child…
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Kid looked tanned
It’s mother is Mexican, so it should.
They will make you pay child support when the relationship inevitably fails
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They’ll try
David Crosby provided the sperm for Melissa Etheridge’s two kids.
The one died from a drug overdose.
By impregnating society with liberalism.
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