How many 5 year olds

Could you beat up until you are overwhelemed.

Lets say its WWE Royal Rumble Style. A new 5 year old comes to the ring every 2 minutes.

I think I could get to 70

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Unlimited, they see what happened to the first few and get a change of heart

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See thats what I initially thought too.

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5 yr olds every two minutes? It’s gonna be a tough day for that generation. The world’s population may never recover after I’m done. Also I’m getting lots of break time in that two minutes.

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Hell yeah.

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My biggest concern is I would get bored kicking ass and start to make errors while trying to showboat.

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I used to do 1000 kicks on both legs in an afternoon. The first couple thousand are gonna be in big pain. I might not break a sweat.

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I would want to keep one badly injured one to use as a weapon at somepoint.5 year old noggin is hard and will hurt.

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That’s where you get in trouble.

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Oh shit I thought I was getting swarmed, every two minutes lol rip kids

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Now I’m not crazy, you go up to 7-10 and that number drops drastically.

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I’d be sitting on the top rope waiting for the next one

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Oh gentlemen, the great Ron Bennington has examined this topic in depth in one of the most iconic radio bits of all time…

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Fuck I completely forgot about that.

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Ron and Fez was fantastic

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None…they arent biologically able to yet

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this is a very interesting question and I’m gonna find out this weekend

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the average 5 year old is 40 pounds. How much of a difference does that make?

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Royal Rumble, you just have to throw them over the top rope

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