I watched the most OG documentary of all times last night - My Massive Cock

it showed up on one of the streaming sites and my girl was like “oh we are absolutely watching that” lol

it was pretty dumb but had some great comedic moments and of course lots of huge dongs…

one guy said he was 7 1/2 inches and 7 inches around. thats slightly bigger than the proverbial soda can cock. they could only show them flaccid (sorry homos) but it certainly looked like he wasnt lying and they supposedly made a cast of his dick and it was fucking gigantic, i cant imagine any woman or OG’er enjoying taking that fucking thing.

one guy said he was tired of losing girlfriends after they find out how big he is so he was going to tell his next date about his giant schlong on the first date, which of course they filmed for the show so idk how real any of it was. but it was a pretty fucking funny scene. they had just got their meals and he is like “i feel like i should tell you, i have an unusually giant penis”. we were dying.

truly a movie by OG’ers for OG’ers;

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whatever, i have made many gayer threads than this so jokes on you queers.

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@rhinohog ‘s bio.

OP, meet @DaGrinder

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All of a sudden all your posts make sense.

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they’re just using camera tricks like the porno movies, they’re not as big as us

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Im more of a grower.

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So his dick might be almost as big as mine but can he bench press 600 lbs?

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The fact that you enjoyed watching dicks so much is weird. The fact you had to tell us is weirder.

Please spare us your back pedal and just admit you like looking at schlongs.

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Im Not Surprised Nate Diaz GIF by UFC

I ordered this on Amazon and it’s supposed to be here sometime this week. I’m going to put it in a random spot in my house that guests are likely to see it but might otherwise go unnoticed.

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i would be happy to autograph that for you if you would like.

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I’ve seen that doc. Of course it was all weird British people. That one blonde girl size queen was just a pig of a female. Purposely doing whatever she wants and obviously liking trying to make that sad dope bf who’s dick is only 7.5" as insecure as possible.

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Rules.

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Fucking meat gazer

That’s the kind of comedy I like, classic.