I just saw this ad on YouTube and had to share it. This lady is fucking weird. Who wants to bet if she was fucking chimps or not? I’m leaning toward absolutely.
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Not going to lie the name of the show threw me at first I was expecting just scenes from the inner city. This might be even wilder.
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First episode was pretty interesting. Made by the guy who did Tiger King. Not as good as Tiger King though, IMO.
So is she fuckin the chimps or nah?
Haven’t watched the show but I’m leaning toward she absolutely fucked a chimp.
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Bump. Started the show last week and it is fucking captivating. Anyone who enjoyed Tiger King will probably like it.
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Did episode 3 last night. What an insane show
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The tiger king guy knows how to capture the pure insanity of these weirdos.
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I thought it was a waffle house documentary
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They went from one side of the crazy spectrum to the opposite side of the crazy spectrum with the PETA retards. I agree that wild animals shouldn’t be in these conditions but PETA has serious ethical and integrity issues.
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That damn had me spit water right out of my mouth. Still laughing now while typing.
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The PETA people come off just as bad so far in the first three episodes. Complete insanity all around.
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I try sir
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This show is getting crazier and crazier. She fucking hid the chimp in a holiday inn express bathroom!
My Dad has a crazy chimp story.
He was a cop on a warrant squad looking for a guy in the very early 80s. They were at a near dead end on leads and just driving around for hours looking up possible old acquaintences.
He and his partner go to one of the bad guy’s old girlfriend’s apartments looking for him. She says she hates him and wants him locked up. She even invites them even though she says she hasn’t seen him in months. She’s a disheveled coke whore in a dirty condo but my dad’s partner really needs to take a leak so they go in for a bathroom break.
While inside, almost immediately, they hear movement in an upstairs room. It was a ruckus. She starts to look nervous.
My dad’s partner then asks if he can take a leak upstairs. She says there’s a bathroom downstairs. He says he’s embarrassed and needs more privacy. She gets real nervous and says “He’s not up there!”
Partner starts to go up there anyway saying “I just gotta go.”
“No one’s up there!”
Keeps going up.
“Nothing’s up there!”
Another step. He’s on the 2nd floor, just out of my dad’s sight.
“DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR! YOU’RE A MAN!”
Dad can hear his partners footsteps walking down the hall on the hardwood floor. He’s calling out the name of the perp. No response comes back, just more movement.
My dad can hear the door open and immediately his partner SCREAMS and sprints down the hall and falls down the stairs screaming and yelling “Shoooot! Shoot! Shoot!”
Chasing him is a HUGE fuckin chimp on ROLLER SKATES in a fuckin TOOTOO.
The thing is screaming itself and rolls right down the stairs crashing and thrashing the whole way. It stands up at the bottom of the stairs jumping and screeching while holding the newel post of the stairs.
And it stinks like fuckin death. It’s putrid.
My dad has a bead on it but sees that it’s not moving past carpet so he relaxes. He then notices his partner puked all over himself. He says “Shoot it!” with vomit on his face.
The coke whore screams “LADY! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!” The thing climbs up the stairs in two seconds and that’s when my dad saw it’s giant brownish blood soaked diaper and he almost puked.
Coke whore says “Sorry! She’s in HEAT. I told him not to go up there!”
How partner says “Fuck you!”
Then my dad notices that his partners pants were soaked.
“Did you piss yourself?!”
“FUCK YOU TOO!”
My dad and partner just fuckin left and never went back.
Partner made my dad promise to never tell anyone.
The rest of his career people would leave bananas in his car and on his desk.
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FUCKING GOLD!
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Tonka LIVES!!!
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Which makes that many of these women have their own kids so fucking weird.
