Official 2025 Toronto Blue Jays (Red Face Edition)

Fuck sake

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Hoffman is just Romano part 2.

Can look unhittable then brainfart, then non-save kablooey

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I just don’t understand why mall santa uses his closer in tie games… you might need him for a save tomorrow and no he’s out cause these pussies can’t pitch 3 days in a row…

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Ok, that’s a big hit Vlad good start.

yuck Bichette

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C’mon Barger!

Bah gave it a ride

Thanks Hoffman

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I wish hey would interview and gatorade the player the blows the gam…the game… gatorade in the eyes..

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Redface Schneider would get tired of Gatorade every…single…night. Making shitty decisions.

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Oh No GIF

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Once again, analytics are playing a factor in who hits lead off again.

Schneider is hitting .450 against the Yankees this season.

Schneider is also 1/6 against Fried with a .167 BA and 2 Ks. Are we just supposed to ignore those numbers, because he’s hitting well against pinstripes?

There is no world where Springer and Bichette shouldn’t be the only lead off bats, if we had a competent manager.

Personally I think Springer should be the everyday leadoff (with Bo filling in on days Springer needs rest). You’ve got a 35 y/o guy having a career resurgence kinda year, and can throw Bo, Vlad and Barger in behind him in any order, and it’s a GIANT problem for any team to deal with.

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That was a beauty play at first to start the game

Nice arm chair GM’n, I agree with all of that.

It would be awesome if Vladdy could get the bat going, his defense has been pretty damn good lately.

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Rumours saying Jays have signed (or will sign) Angel Montas from the D.R.

Considered the top International prospect.

Reportedly for a record breaking 5.7 million signing bonus.

He’s 14 years old. Lol

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Be warned my neighbors from the North. I just baked these and they are super cocoa dark. Caramel cups ane miniature semisweets.
Shit goes south tonite, Im dropping mint chocolate chip on it…





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That’s what you need Vlad big hit!

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Big inning

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14 years old and he just changed his and his families lives forever.

Nice work kid.

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Why is the ump even there? His hand visibly beat the tag.