Official UFC Fight Night: Della Maddalena vs. Prates Thread (Early Morning)

I swear I’m gonna choke some of you cunts, the main card is fucking guaranteed fireworks!

An the main event is one of the best fights of the year,

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Alright first fight down, Kody Steele by dub

I’ll be tuning in soon tits

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You consider making oatmeal an accomplishment?

Holy Shit what a lazy father you are.

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The pre lims ain’t great , but the main card is solid

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It fucking better be

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I love it when the spring faggots start chirping.

I mean seriously bro. You should be up early to make your kids breakfast anyway. Now you’re bragging about boiling water?

I guess we can make this into the breakfast and parenting thread. I make my kids breakfast everyday. Their favorite is my special oatmeal. It takes 1.5 hrs to make, so I can’t always make it during the week before school. They call it the goatmeal.

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lmao both guys suck so hard

Shultz looks and acted retarded so the other guy must be pure shite.

I want to apologize. I don’t really do carbs but I’m down for some Goatmeal.

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The other 4 of them get the same treatment. Btw if you only cook oatmeal with water it’s gonna suck. I go 60/40 milk because I don’t run a prison. But you have to bring it to boil slower.

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I have had an urge recently to eat some oatmeal again..this must be a sign

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fucking disgrace

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Have they started the main card?

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No but two kangaroos just got in a fight in the stands.

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Nah two more to go

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