I’ve never wanted to get naked on cocaine…ecstasy yes…coke, no
Dudes wife or girlfriend just posted a video of him dancing around in a banana hammock thong all juiced up on TRT complete with tiny PP. LOL. That Miami cocaine hits different. Kinda wish I lived there… minus the male thongs.
Does he have ab implants?
I’m gonna go for the male thongs
4 later
He does.
As dumb as it looks, he might be having more fun than most of the OG right now
I mean I assume he was tiny coke dick deep in that glorious manufactured barbie doll right before he did massive rails of prime Miami cocaine and chose to dance around in a man thong then post it on Instagram. So yea… I agree. I have to wake up and attend a group business meeting tomorrow morning. Would rather be in a man thong for the first time ever tbh.
True, but he’s also been punched in the head thousands of times.
I once entered an underwear contest at a gay club
And then you got disqualified, as employees are not allowed to be contestants.
Not much you say surprises me anymore.
But
Was with this girl for a while. And we went out drinking one night. We end up at Hunter’s Night Club. We are sitting at the bar at this jam packed gay joint and they make the announcement that the underwear contest is starting.
Girl I was with says I should enter and I say fuck it lets go. Place is going crazy because they could clearly tell I was straight. I was third to go. Dudes in contest are stupid ripped and I am doughy and fat. Deal was I had to strip to my undies.
I start dancing then went Party Boy with it.
I get done and go to put my clothes back on but wasn’t allowed to until judging was done. I am in the gay bar for like 30 minutes in white boxers with green clovers all over them. The old fat gay dudes were telling me they voted for me because I “represented the Every man.”
Finally the judging is over. Winner got 500 bucks, second got 300 and 3rd got 2 free drinks. There were like 9 of us that entered. I got 3rd.
Its a gay bar so even beers were expensive, but it worked out because the bartender kept giving me back my drink coupon so me and my girl drank for free all night, including what we already had on the tab.
About an hour after that, I get a text from my ex. Turns out her gay cousin was in the club and sent her a picture of me on stage. She was like, What the fuck is going on? I said, "Nothing, that’s just me in an underwear contest at a gay club. Never heard from her again
Ahahaha, this is one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read
Thanks dude. And its 100 percent true
We believe you.
I don’t think anybody would make that up. lol