People who fart at the urinal or spit in the urinal

OnlyGround
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These people are vile creatures. Do you agree or disagree?

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I shit in the urinal.

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There’s nothing wrong with spitting in the urinal. Wtf?

Farting i find to be somewhat disrespectful, but funny. I mean theyre literally in the bathroom. Its always older guys playin the butt trumpet in the public bathroom.

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I always audibly laugh out loud when someone farts in the urinal. If someone is taking a massive shit and is heavy breathing and blowing the bowl out it cracks me up so much. I’m literally a child when it comes to that stuff. But, I spend a ton of time in airports so you have to find things to take your mind off of relentless travel.

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I mean if you can’t fart in the bathroom what are you supposed to do? But I will admit that every time I fart at a urinal and someone is beside me I think it’s funny. The best is when they comment and say, nice one or let it out and never crack a smile.

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I save my farts for the elevator in order to spare the candy asses offended by farts in the Men’s bathroom.

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I fart in elevators once or twice a year and only if my wife and kids are with me. I don’t change my face at all and I say, excuse me I just had a procedure. The looks people give are truly beautiful

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I save my best farts for crowded urinal experiences. There is no other way.

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Don’t sleep on a small elevator or a crowded bus or plane

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I don’t get the chance to do the elevator one much because I am poor rural. But I would treat it the same.
Chazz Palminteri GIF by Eric

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Senior year In high school I had the hottest girl sitting next to me in class. Used to bust ass and she would look over and I would always ask how does my fart feel in your lungs. Edit to say I took her to prom.

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Farting while pissing at a urinal should be mandatory

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I jerk off in the urinals

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i like to look a man in the eye and give him a good wink after i let out a urinal fart.

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That’s a power move

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Sexy Tom Hardy GIF

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Farting on n the urinal is probably the best place. Beats farting in a restaurant

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Now we are suppose to act all high class and snooty in the bathroom? WTF is this malarky? Where is a dude suppose to fart and spit besides during sex?

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As opposed to what ? Should I just hold it and die of spontaneous combustion? These activities are exactly what you’re supposed to do in the restroom.

OP is just upset that he’s so stretched that he can’t make a proper squeaker. Fag

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I jerk urinals off…