i’ll start with one. been stressing a bunch about writing my vows (they’re kind of vows. more like a list of things i love about her. we are doing traditional vows). just finished and i think i did a decent job. it’s intimidating because she writes for a living and i know hers are going to be so much better. but fuck. i’m cracking a cold one and celebrating.
we get married in about 5 days.
feel free to post your small victories here or just call me a fag.
Not shitting myself so far this year
Chatgpt.
Also…
Fag.
didn’t know you made that. good work i guess. i think it sucks.
Run your vows through chatgpt. Seriously. Do it.
really? i’ve never talked to ai. what would that do for me you think?
i’m not sure how you found that. i asked her to shut down her only fans months ago.
Chat gpt is ridiculous lol it works for and can do anything. I asked it to write wedding vows for a man marrying a hamster:
Standing here today, in front of our friends, family, and a few curious onlookers, I can’t help but marvel at the sheer improbability of us finding one another. In a world full of possibilities, who would have guessed that my heart would be captured by someone so small, so furry, and so wonderfully unique?
From the moment I first saw you, nibbling away with that tiny mouth, my heart knew that you were the one. Your soft, whiskered face has brought more joy to my life than I ever imagined possible. You’ve taught me the importance of the simple things, like savoring every meal and finding joy in the smallest corners of the world.
I promise to always keep your wheel spinning, to provide you with the coziest nest, and to never forget that even the smallest creatures deserve the biggest love. I vow to cherish every moment we share, whether we’re racing through tunnels or simply enjoying a quiet night in your favorite spot.
Though others might see us as an unlikely pair, I see you as my perfect partner, my tiny companion, my heart’s true delight. Today, I take you, with all your quirks and gentle spirit, to be my forever companion, to love and protect as long as we both shall live.
From this day forward, you are more than just a hamster—you are my soulmate, and I am yours.
from a distance her shirt looks like michael jackson jeet kune do fighting elvis
Well, I’m a failure.
Becoming pretty decent with Blender, 3D software - for work.
Nerd stuff.
I know who that is.
Run vows through GPT.
Harvested and bottled all my vegetables so far this year and anything extra I brought to friends instead of rot or the fertilizer bin.
I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico.
I think I’m finally over food poisoning or salmonella that I have had for a few weeks. And I only shit myself twice. I’m proud.
I got out of bed this morning
Just write, “You can have half my shit when we divorce.” She’ll swoon!
You know the advice ill give.
Use it
