T0rtiz Reveals Near Death Boating Incident

Noggins per second

Noggin is the width of Titos head

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Knots, yes.

That is how speed is measured on water.

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200w(2)

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So, back to normal?

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Lol putting a boat on auto pilot like the ocean is some kind of freeway that never changes…:rofl:

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He almost died backing up his trailer to the boat.

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This is the best Ozzyman bit ever

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Both top heavy

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To be fair, Yoga was on the ship but wasnt allowed to steer or navigate

Howard University History GIF by GIPHY News

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The slow motion clip of this is hilarious. I watched it on repeat and just laughed like a maniac

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A drone caught footage of his head impacting the water
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No wonder he can’t think

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What brand of life vest did he have that kept his head from sinking?

I must have it

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Luckily he hit the water head first.

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i knew you guys would come thru

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IMG_9594

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video of crash

Speed on all small watercraft (and GPS) is displayed and measured in MPH, not knots. And knots only apply when on the ocean since it correlates to the Earths curvature. I hate the fact I have to back up something Tito says, but he’s right. He probably doesn’t know why he’s right, but he is.

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knots on his 4 Head

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Ahahahahahaha

Apologize to Tito @Altofsky_CTT

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