Tend Bar at Tito's Cantina

UltimateGround
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Anyone in Florida looking for work? Imagine the stories you’d have working here.

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The best bartender of the night?

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I see Amber is an Ortiz now. Was there never no marriage?

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omfg like mma slammin salmon sign me up sign a bunch of us up it would be sick!

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an OGer (forget his SN) has a restaurant(s) right near Tito’s and knows Tito from being a local in whatever part of Florida (Cape Coral, maybe?)

said Tito’s restaurant is shitty bc of tito

hopefully he chimes in

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I hope someone from here at least goes in and tries to apply.

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I see her fat roll hanging over those jeans.
Maybe a little more time in the gym and a little less time behind the bar.
Do some deadlifts with your husband’s giant head.

Le Giga-Shat

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Don’t bring personal family into life.

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Seraldo is making an appearance of the night

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They’re also hiring servers. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV4SXwfjv2_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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@Siciliano

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There’s a rasp to a females voice that immediately tells me they are sloppy drunks.Never let’s me down. She has it in spades.

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are her fake tits bigger than titos head?

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So many things to say here:

  1. The fact they need staffing during literally the absolute busiest time of the year in S. Florida “season” shows how fucking pathetically and absourdly run this shithole is.
  2. Amber is a fuckin cunt who treats her whole staff like shit, atrocious attitude to the customers, and the obvious reason why this fuckin place is a revolving door of either talent or felonous thugs that kiss Tito’s ass to keep the job. She actually made his kids cry on the job when they were busting their asses, and they’re actually really good kids to be honest.
  3. Also, remember when you were a kid and would go to the grocery store and recycle your plastic bottles and see how cool it looked when they shredded into lil pieces…that’s what Amber’s face looks like irl not to mention her mom pouch coming out of the front of her pants all the time…but the bitch never had kids, so like whoever mentioned up top, YES, she absolutely is a drunk all day and the most ugly person inside to people she thinks are not on her level. Amber…men appreciate a 56y.o. women with a heart and nice attitude, opposed to a 23y.o. lizard with more surgeries than your pussy ass husband. Between her vanity, arrogance, and alcoholism, Tito lost that marriage my decision 50-45.
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The best light heavyweight one, for sure.

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Damn, her forehead is bigger than mine. And I got a sevenhead.

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mate, if I lived nearby, I’d be eating there the whole time, being really nice to Tito. I would continue until that day came when it felt right to try and convince him to start posting on here again.

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I was there one time more than a year ago drinking a beer at the bar and scrolling on the old UG. He got mad at me and told me to “get off that shit” because you guys took it too far with his personal life. I think he was referring to Jenna.

Edit: He looked over my shoulder and I asked him what it would take and if he would post something for me, and he was like “Fuck Them.”

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How ironic this hoe is listening to Biggie in the background to one of his songs talking about sucking dick.

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once when he was still with jenna someone posted they were selling autographs for $10

i replied cant u get a bj from jenna for $10?

tito replies to me: next time i see u i’m gonna show u what the 5 fingers said to the face

he made it sound like weve hung out before. we havent.

he never commented on my tito public speaking highlights though, theres a million online nowadays, but i was the first to do it

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