There used to be some great ones on the OldG. Let’s see some bullshido finds from the internet or your hometown.
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This channel is a goldmine. They’ve got a whole conglomerate of bullshit masters. It’s fascinating to watch these fuckers control a room. All these bullshido guys use the same bullshit tactics, even some of the same words in their make believe.
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- uses monkey stealing the peach technique on @Just_Dredd *
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I read an article (might have been at the old place) years ago about where bullshido came from. It was really fascinating. Basically, all these fuckers grew up watching Bruce Lee and kung fu movies. Black Belt Magazine became a hotbed for martial arts LARPing, which spread it like a virus. Now, literally every city in America has places like this.
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Are you calling my style of KUNG-JUTSU (a style so powerful you have to type it out in caps) a bulllshido style?
I’ll have you know I defeated 300 ninjas within 24hrs in a kumite located in an area in North Korea (I cannot tell you where) organized by people I cannot talk about due to secrecy. I would show you the tapes of my matches, but they’ve either been stolen or got destroyed in a fire. Perhaps stolen by the Greys, I don’t know.
I will forgive your trespasses for now, but you have no idea how close you came to bolivian!!!
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There is a Mcdojo in my town that has operated for at least 36 years. The head instructor has the people thinking he can shoot lasers out of his eyes.
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Of course the students aren’t allowed to use their deadly skills. I saw this dude teach kids to grab the blade of the knife If someone tries to stab you. I also saw him humiliate a kid for defending himself at school. Made the kid stand on the tips of his toes, on one foot with nose against mirror all class.
He’s also a master of every style, you name it.10th degree black belt in all.
He also demands the parents bring the students report cards to him for approval/punishment.
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The matching Jade necklaces tell you these people are legit. That’s where the eye of the tiger is contained. True martial spirit.
These people are an early 90s Mcdojo, time capsule.
Kids that “trained” here would just get wrecked in the school yard growing up. I know a dude who trained his whole childhood and adulthood at this place. He considers himself a martial arts master. Can you imagine wasting that many years.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Anyone remember that Japanese guy that fought Nick Diaz and the Japanese guy’s plan was to punch Nick’s punches out of air(Basically knuckle to knuckle). Something you see in a 80’s kung fu movie. I think even Rogan mention before the fight started. Oishi maybe?
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I do!
After the first ~30 seconds, Rogan made that observation and then more or less just waited for it to be over.
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It’s crazy that in this day and age, people still fall for that. People handing over their hard earned money, and their children to these people! Then there’s the military and law enforcement hiring these looneys to teach people that need actual skills this trash.
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My area didn’t have MMA or BJJ until relatively recently. At least the number of schools now. So there was sort of a time warp of TMA around here. Down the street there is ANOTHER new Aikido dojo… I can’t get anyone to train and Judo around here though.
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I can feel their auras from my cell phone. They’re super legit.
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Lifesaving techniques from Victor Lyalko, “the acknowledged martial arts master”. This conman is still peddling his bullshit book, and it looks like teaching wilderness survival skills as well.
300 ninjas >>>>>>>>>>>> Marine corps.
Just saying.
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he found his own kip
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