“I would say that actually that probably woulda happen but what’s gone on 2021 I would never thought it was happening happening is going on I my mind has been blown. Once again it’s American we gotta keep fighting.”
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For the brethren.
To this day, Tito Ortiz cutting an onion (and himself in the process) and Murphy’s death in Robocop are the only 2 things I can’t watch.
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He went to cal state Bakersfield…
I was waiting for him to take his finger off he’s lucky he only knicked himself.
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You forgot the gracie backpack/hoodie…
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Watching Rener Gracie never fails to bring up a little bit of vomit into my mouth.
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I thought he was just going to cry until it opened itself.
My God. Going down a Tito Ortiz rabbit hole is my current favorite thing. He is an endless well of baffling audible heiroglyphics.
You can just pull up any vid of him and he’ll say something absurd. You almost feel bad for him, but not quite.
I’ll say it again - HE’S YOGI BERRA FOR THE MODERN AGE. Just like Berra, he doesn’t have any idea he’s doing it.
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His mike drop in the ring is the best
Got a brother who never watches fights or anything but will randomly text me, “any new tito shit? I love that Idiot.”
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I mean, his chin is down.
How is it possible to look dumb while you are unconscious?
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This man was a World Champion. Let that sink in.
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Back when the world didn’t compete in MMA.
“Gracie hip hop”
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“like a tonne of broccoli”.
Word.
How have I never seen this mic drop attempt?! As a comedian this might be the funniest things Ive ever seen
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Tito was so fantastic as a coach on TUF. Excellent leader, serving his team. That is still where most of my opinion on him was formed.
Some of this stuff is weird, but he didn’t have much experience/education in politics before he got into it.
Edit - my bias is that i also loved watching him beat the shit out of the Lions Den every few months back in the day
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