he’s travelling the world showing off his incredibly tiny nipples
The fact they’re keeping all those inactive accounts just to say they have the numbers is sickening.
Oh shit, can you look up ChemE? It was my original account there that I just lurked on for years.
Dude was definitely an OG legend
Do yall remember TheGee? I dont know why, but i thought of him when i read the title
Those sons of bitches!
I can remember laughing out loud reading some of posts from the Adonis in the early 2000s
Going off the data from the users page:
| Visited # or more days a week | Total |
|---|---|
| 1 | 2902 |
| 2 | 2439 |
| 3 | 2096 |
| 4 | 1731 |
| 5 | 1331 |
| 6 | 1026 |
| 7 | 126 |
I can’t believe it’s been that long since an Adonis post. I wonder where he is now, hopefully reverse sashaying into a mist of the finest cologne and sipping a frothy diet Mountain Dew.
He is currently luxuriating in a Prada bathrobe by the pool sipping an ice cold diet mountain dew cutting to a lean mass of 200 pounds with the help of Hydroxycut 2000.
He climbed Everest and K2 in the same day.
I do miss his threads.
Shit like this from the OG:
"Mike-
my technique is this- first I put on some PRINCE. purple rain 1999, and many other of his hits get ho’s in the mood. Step two is i’m like michael jackson at the amusement park. I got the equivalent of cotton candy at my pad. Goose and oj. Hoes love that shit. They get liquored up and their panties come down. What I like to do is put on some prince and take off ALL my fucking clothes and then jump in the pool.
But what I really do the best, I get them to blow me. now here’s where the trick comes in. I prop my left leg up at approximately a 45 degree angle; I tell the girl “oh yeah, lick my balls baby”. She complies. I make her slowly lick one of my baby batter bustaz, then I very carefully raise my ass cheeks off the chair so she gets the southern part of my balls. Now here’s where it gets good/exciting- I let out a little yelp/moan, and encourage her to dive in. NOW, using my superior hip positioning, i’ll inch forward and do a quasi-hip escape to allow my butthole to be closer than she ever thought she’d be to it. My moaning will be akin to the entire cool kid football team cheering on the retarded kid to eat the last ice cream cone. Next thing I know that innocent ho is divin in and licking bung like a champ!!!
Remember, just like a submission, there are set ups for getting a proper blow job. Leg positioning, hip movement, and bunghole presentation all matter!!!
TOP TIP: make sure you spray some cologne approximately 3/4 of the way in on your RIGHT LEG to give her that scent of a man. I recommend a woodsy yet leathery hint of richness, perhaps something by GUCCI envy, or Pacco Rabanne colleziones. failure to miss any of the above mentioned fucking steps could turn a disaster recipe into a complete fucking catastrohpe.
and that is all
THe Adonis
"