Thoughts on this bed frame?

Listed on FB Marketplace for 1500. I like some of the features, but it looks cheap and the price seems low for anything quality built even secondhand (supposedly new in box). I have a feeling it would break quickly and not be worth the effort of assembly.

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Dont forget to check the dimensions!

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I dont even use a box spring or fitted sheet. I am not the guy to ask.

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Just imagine all the things a pet owner can do with that bed

And his pets

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“Pet owners”

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LOL Thought same. Gr8 Dog Kennel below

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That’ll keep’em from pissing in the house.

Not good enough to keep humans

If you go to look at it you might want to tell someone where you’re going and when you’re expected to be back

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pulp fiction zed GIF

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WTF is that thing hanging by the chains ? Looks like a stockade ! That bed has seen some bondage shit, you’re gonna need a power washer to remove the cum stains on it.

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It’s called patina

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It’s probably for a food and water dish, it’s just in the stowaway position, only to be used when you unlock your pets and let them have leisure time

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it always amazes me what some people willing put on facebook. then they give it a cute name, hows the right kind of masochist supposed to even find this thing?

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That’s the base model, this is the one you should get. Your boyfriend can truss you up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

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Now THAT’S what I’m talm 'bout!

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There’s something inherently discomforting about most of the modern industrial furniture. Feels cold and uninviting.

Unless you put LED’s everywhere. Then it looks like a rave.

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Maybe something like like a live edge wood slab as the headboard or some wood accents could soften it. I’m back and forth on the whole LED thing.

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Wait, you are up in norcal right?
Thats definitely got aids blood on it.

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They say a good relationship is built on truss.

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