Any word on wtf he was doing in Congo that caused him to get shot up?
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Is the bullet ok?
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he didn’t stretch the truth
he lied about what he did even lying about the medals he never received
he is a complete badass with no reason to lie
that is the strangest thing about it
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This.
He also made up stories about killing women and children and basically committing war crimes.
Oh and telling people with PTSD to suck it up and not be a pussy basically.
Fuck him.
He didn’t die you guys can stop with the oh he’s shot now he hes actually awesome routine.
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Had some folk get pissed at me from time to time for telling them their favorite “true stories” were full of shit lol.
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Probably had his buddies shoot him a few times for the future book material
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Why only three times?
I hate how much that wouldn’t shock me lol.
A couple of years ago, I would have made the joke “nah, he’s not a SEAL” but everybody is on the bullshit wagon now.
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He already has book titles ready
“Alone In The Congo”, “Shot For Real: I’m not lying this time”, “Left for Dead”
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Reports emerging in October 2026 claim that U.S. Army Green Beret and former UFC fighter Tim Kennedy was ambushed and seriously wounded during a private security operation in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
The incident reportedly took place on September 17, 2026, when a three-man contractor team came under heavy fire. While no official government entity or Kennedy himself has publicly confirmed the events, details compiled by outlets like MMAWeekly and Yahoo News align closely with what you described:
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The Injuries: Kennedy allegedly sustained multiple gunshot wounds, including three shots to his leg. Unconfirmed accounts note that his evacuation took roughly eight hours, and a tourniquet remained tied to his leg for more than five hours, placing the limb at severe risk. He was ultimately medevaced back to the United States, where he is reportedly in stable condition.
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Fatalities and Casualties: Lance Corporal Justin Conaglen, a former elite member of the New Zealand Special Air Service (NZSAS) who had recently left the military to work in private security, was tragically killed in the ambush.
New Zealand authorities have reportedly opened an investigation into Conaglen’s death. A third unnamed contractor was also wounded in the firefight.
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Dis sho am a good lawn!
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Ballistics will show he shot himself
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Tim lied so him getting shot is funny. That’s the line of logic? Gross.
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I recall Daniel Carver correcting people calling them lawn jockeys. Apparently the correct term is “cee-ment niggers”
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Was this Gemini or Grok or Claude or Chat GPT?
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In all seriousness this is him doing his best to put himself in a position to get in legit gunfights so he has real stories for a change and it seems he likely got what he wanted.
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When I googled it earlier it looked just like that so I’m guessing Gemini .
I was thinking more it’s probably that his revenue streams have all dried up and this was the best financial option. Not sure anyone would take on this sort of work if they can make easier money on podcasts, books, and training courses…
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