USA Cities With the Ugliest Women

They all ugly, the rest was a plastic surgeon work.

I was only in Baltimore once, but based in that small sample size, Baltimore is the correct answer here

Women are pretty gross across the board lately. Everywhere I go out of shape, shitty tattoos, bad hair, frumpy clothes. The only women I see taking a little pride in their appearance are kinda aging out.

I’m also not on the market so maybe I’m in all the wrong placesšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø.

Oh shit also I have a theory that a lot of women subconsciously aren’t working out as much these days now that Botox is more affordable and readily available. I know 20 something year olds that get it when they don’t need it. Instead of sit ups and the treadmill they just pay someone $800 to stick a needle in their face rather than commit to sweat equity.
Doesn’t make sense but what does when it comes to womenšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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These ā€œsuper healthyā€ types are fucking weird and gross. I’m not talking about the girl who eats right and exercises like a sane person. I’m talking about the obsessed chick who washes her hair with $50 organic shampoo but who’s hair looks like a rats nest, drives a Subaru Crosstrek (or $100k Toyota Landcruiser) with a bike rack, runs with her kids in a stroller 3x/day, used to be obsessed with CrossFit, yoga, Pilates, barre, kayaking, cross country skiing and frisbee golf, drinks coconut milk in a yeti thermos and buys all her clothes at REI.

Something about these chicks is seriously fucked.

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There’s a dividing line in texas, the farther south of Austin the uglier and fatter the average woman becomes

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Been to Kansas city a few times and have yet to see any cute girls.

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Lived in Dallas (ignoring Denton bitches and the Pajeets), stark difference between the women there.

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You know what’s south of Austin?
sport GIF by NBA on TNT

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yeah, theyre fucked by me, love those types.

Biggest shithole I’ve ever been to, followed closely by Suffolk, VA and Virginia Beach.

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When I was in my late 20s/ early 30s, most of the women I knew who had kids were in shape, only a couple of fatties.

I’ll be 54 next week, and nowadays it’s the opposite. Most of the women are carrying extra lbs or are flat out fatsos.

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Chenango County, New York has 0 hotties

i can attest to that. as I literally have Never seen any woman remotely attractive other than the wife of the realtor i used to by our place

no cute chicks working at stores, banks, or out and about

just a bunch of farmers and fast food options for when theyre on the go

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When I lived in the bay area I’d say SF has the ugliest chicks I’ve ever seen (and that’s saying something as I’ve lived in Seattle and Portland)

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Those ladies had a little something extra.

I passed through Idaho Falls and every single woman was fat and ugly.

I can’t say much though, I live in Missouri and haven’t seen an attractive woman in a long time.

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I live in the Netherlands and i only see hot women around here unless its import.

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Dude…collogens lips need to be talked about more. Ive seen solid 8s drop down to 6s because they look like they put their lips into a hornet nest.

I really don’t like the way you boys are objectifying women.
Clean it up or I’m telling @Harlem .

Le Giga-Shat

There was a hot bartender in Spingfield when I had my mma fight. I asked her for ice or a pop or something and she smiled at me and if I won I was going to try and bang her. Hell even if I lost I was planning on trying, but then the venue got crazy packed and my cornerman ended up stepping up for a sub grappling match and I got into coach mode and completely forgot my plan. I lost but at least my buddy dominated.

He was still too sore to drive home the next day so I drove 105 the whole way home with an icepack on my face.

Also there was a couple hot chicks at Great Wolf Lodge out of 50 or so. One in the coffee shop and one running the games they do in the foyer.