Watching "Velocipastor" on Amazon Prime

OnlyGround
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Anybody seen this? The shrooms are starting to hit and I settled on this. Starting now.

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Once those shrooms hit you’re gonna be hovering over your new bidet.

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What an absolutely steaming piece of shit this movie is.

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What the fuck is it about? A preacher that gets boofed by a dinosaur?

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You’re late to the party. Been seen dat.

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Wtf is this shield next to my name???

Edit: fixed.

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A pastor goes to China and gets the ability to turn into a Raptor and then he fights crime. It’s terribly awesome.

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No dude. It’s awesomely terrible. The movie sucks fucking shit and I could’ve wasted that hour in soooo many better ways. Lol

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Next time, fire up this bad boy. A surprisingly enjoyable movie. Good mix of violence and humor.

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This movie sucked so bad that I had to fire up Kung Fury to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

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Those aren’t even the same type of movie. Velocipastor is basically a student film. Check out Meat Weed Madness.

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Sitting on your toilet using the bidet

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this got me rolling right now. Lol

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Is there significance to the black smudge/dot that keeps shifting around the screen?

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Never even noticed

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I would recommend ‘Deathgasm’ next time. Lovely little indie film out of New Zealand.

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Surprisingly good.

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Yeah it was really good. Hilarious and violent.

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It’s astonishing that you seem surprised by this

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Whats it on?

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