DUDE HAD AN UBER STICKER ON HIS BACK WINDSHIELD. FUCKING GOING LIKE 5 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT ON A 2 LANE ROAD ON PURPOSE CAUSE I THREW UP MY HANDS WHEN HE DIDNT MAKE A TURN IN TIME CAUSE HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. SO IM IN MY TRX AND JUST WAITED UNTIL I COULD PASS HIM ILLEGALLY AND DID AND PROCEEDED TO GO ABOUT 10 MILES AN HOUR INTO TOWN. WHICH PISSED OFF ABOUT 20 PEOPLE. BUT I FOUND IT HILARIOUS…AND THATS WHAT COUNTS.
brake
ILL RAPE YOUR GRANDFATHER…TASTEFULLY OF COURSE…IM NOT A DICK
I’m gonna retract my thumbs-up, change it to a fist and ram it up your grandma’s ass. Respectfully.
IM GONNA NEED YOU TO STOP. I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
You arent going to do shit you fat fuck
“FUCKING SOME ASSHATE”
Thread was not as sexy as title suggested
So when did the bad Uber man break check you? The OP is unclear.
breakchecking:
YOU WANT THIS SMOKE BITCH. …I WILL SKIN YOUR DICK WITH THESE TEETH MOTHERFUCKER. STRAIGHT UP BONE TOMAHAWK THAT SHIT…IN TWAIN YOU FUCKING FUCK
Whatever troll. You are the angry troll here like Karasu is the awkward Asian or the AoC guy is the loser fat guy. You have never contributed anything to the forums.
All those steroids and all you are is angrier. You are still fat and punching way bellow you weight. You would probably die from a heart attack if you fought anyone with average skills.
Damn Tim don’t kill the man.
Hard in the paint. He has horrible taste in bourbon, but didnt know it was all that.
*leans back for the festivities.
HAHAHA WELL ITS A GOOD THING I DONT HAVE TO FIGHT ANYMORE AND JUST GET TO BE A RICH HAPPY YOKED FAT GUY. YOU LIMP WRISTED FAGGOT
damn right. i’m exist for the pleasure of me alone.
Btw you michter loving faggot, they just came out with a toasted that you may stick up your blown out ass and then enjoy. Lmk, cuck.
ILL TRY IT
Did you ask why they hate ass?