Muscle Shark
Imagine what Islam would do to prime Sean Sherk. Similar beating Gsp put on him but ends in the first.
Arman or Topuria.
Mormonism? Atheism might have a decent chance.
Topuria, but he won’t look the same after Islam takes him down and he feels the threat of the grappling. Islam could sub, gnp or head kick ko him. Islam’s chin is a bit soft compared to Khabib though so he’ll have to show up which he usually does with impeccable defence. Islam just needs to kick and wrestle.
Islam 70/30
Islam will have to take Topuria down a bit quicker, maybe after the first exchange
Islam is a very competant defensive striker. Best defensive striking % in the UFC.
He can kick Topuria at will because he knows Topuria won’t shoot and if he does Islam has the advantage on the ground.
Tony has like 40 straight losses and headed to slap championship
CM Punk level at this point
To the death
Who wins at this point, BJ Penn or Tony?
Did tony finally get cut?
Have you ever seen Meet The Pheebles? It’s pretty fucked up and ridiculous
but one of the characters might be up your alley.