Who wins a fight, a farmer or a cross fitter?

Let’s say there was a fight between a hard working farm hand or a cross fit guy. Their size is similar and well as fighting skills.

I got the farmer. Cross for guy would be stronger and more explosive but he pulls a hammy and has to pull out.

  • Farmers wins and the goes back to stacking hay bails
  • Cross fit beats farmer and drinks milk from the rest of a cow.
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A farmer and it’s not close.

It would be even more lopsided if it’s an animal farmer.

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I’ve seen those guys roping bulls, fuck that. They would hammer lock the cross fitters head and tie up 3legs

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Neither, its construction workers

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I train Crossfit 5 days a week under Dan Bailey. A random farmer isn’t beating me or anyone experienced that I train with unless they get very lucky or have combat training.

People that don’t do Crossfit dont undestand it and greatly underestimate the abilities of people who train seriously.

Is there a big country breakfast involved?

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That construction worker clearly trains and is likely on gear as well lol

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What about a farmer that tranes crossfit?

Eric Wareheim Mind Blown GIF by Tim and Eric

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There have been more farmers that were a success in Martial Arts than cross fitters.

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Yes! Because doing hand stand push ups with a restrictor mask on definitely prepare you.

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What about a farmer that trains with trains?

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Frate trane?

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More like a moving freight train

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Sure buddy. Go back to your gym and let your crossfit buddies know you defended their honor while you’re doing your planks. You might get a hi five or a bro hug or two. The farmer will just quietly go out tomorrow and throw bails for the 25th season in a row and not brag to anyone other than his cattle.

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Or a crossfitter that farms as a hobby?

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Still a chance he’s a vegan farmer and he doesn’t possess any real power

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For the meat packing District

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I spent time in a construction job I knew husky fat looking dudes that would do mind blowing shit like it was a normal task.

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Dan from Roseanne would clean this whole fucking Forum out

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RIP John Goodman

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