Great thread. Whether it’s true or not, I know from one night of drunk talk that my wife is proud that my dick is always hard and that I’m not going to get my ass beat by one unarmed man.
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You sound like a real war machine
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I just think it’s funny how much I’ve got her fooled.
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If she starts losing that loving feeling take her for a relaxing vacation to Kauai. Take her on a hike and I’ll jump out of the bushes with a spear and Hawaiian war paint. You can kick my ass and you will have the best sex ever!
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With your wife not me
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I thought this was some weird story about Helen and Paris.
Then she pulled the blocks out from under her house wheels and rode off into the sunset.
Then it was just troy and his dog. The way god intended.
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This guy needs to work on his pricing structure.
Should be looking at $100 for a weekday and $250 for weekends.
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In his defence he looks drunk!
I know dudes who are old enough to be my dad who in their younger days were formidable and were not to be messed with. But later with age and alcohol…