You guys try joe rogans hot sauce?

People who insist on putting hot sauce on everything are so annoying

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Joe Rogan is so short

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They all suck ass and are way overpriced.

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I make this hot sauce. Works best for Mexican food but tbh I love it on everything

4 roma tomatoes, halved lengthwise
1 yellow onion, sliced into thick rounds
1 cup vegetable oil
4 large cloves of garlic
½ cup packed, dried árbol chiles, stemmed and seeded
2 guajilo chiles, stemmed and seeded
¼ cup apple cider vinegar
½ cup hot water (not boiling)
1 tablespoon kosher salt

Position a wire rack on the top level of the oven, about 6 inches from the broiler. Preheat broiler on high.

On a cookie sheet, place onion slices and tomatoes cut side down. Roast until a bit charred on the edges, about 10 minutes.

Over medium heat, sauté garlic in 1 tablespoon of vegetable, turning several times with tongs, about 1 minute. Add chiles to garlic, sauté for 1-2 minutes, flipping occasionally until they just start to toast. Take care not to burn

Transfer chiles and garlic to a high-speed blender. Pour in the water and vinegar, and let stand for 5 minutes to soften.

Purée on high, 10 to 20 seconds. Turn to low speed and slowly add remaining vegetable oil in a slow and steady stream so the oil mixture will emulsify, creating desired creamy consistency.

Add the tomatoes, onion and salt. Purée on high, until smooth.

Serve now or store in the fridge in a jar or squeeze bottle for about 2 weeks. Enjoy!

And I don’t seed the chilis, only fags do that. I want the heat

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I know a little ridiculous

I know I usually go to the dollar store and get Texas Pete

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Enough about your sex life, what kind of hot sauce do you use?

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If you make a bigger bottle of decent hot sauce for cheap, you’ll be taken out by the hot sauce mafia.

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I’d imagine his hot sauce is about as good as “Alpha brain” which is to say a monumental rip off and shit.

It’s actually really good but the price …blows
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