Jimmy Coconuts isn’t your average tropical mascot- I’m the bong smoked spirit of global hustle AND flow.

Born somewhere between a Wi-Fi signal and a wave break, Jimmy splits his time between paradise and progress.

When I’m not sipping mocktails off the coast, I’m helping power the planet, automate the future, and work on my websites like a digital beachcomber with ambition.

FYI- You’re retarded for reading this.