A retard, gay savant and goat walk into a bar…
All three are fucking retards in their own individual ways. They’re also all very little and would get stomped to death by larger men.
Sport bjj dude
No rules in the street, broham
You right, you right. No way would might mouse be able to handle himself against your average human sized street fighter. No way in hell.

Pile drivers and DDT all day on the street.
Let my back hit the pavement, it needs a good cracking.
Your skull on the other hand? They be calling you Humpty Dumpty
Mikey has autism.
I know my own kind
Yep I would kick the butt of Mighty Johnson, the flat earth guy and that bjj guy back to back. Im a legit barefoot 5’11".
I would bet my screen name, life savings and first born son MM would make you cry in less than 1 minute.
Good thing you dont have any of those.

Hey u come at me u 1v1ing the goat. Homey dont play like that cause homey dont play.

