Cain In The Ass

Depends. Are we at Sea Level?

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I am the first, original and only legitimate OG Bird Lawyer.

I specialize in Avian Law.

Feel free to send you legal inquiries my way.

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Maybe we could team up

“The law offices of Longsteed and Hammer. We specialize in Bird and Tard Law.
We’ll do something for you!”

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Hahaha. This could be a pretty darn good TV series .

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Agreed lol

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A jail scientist?

There will be plenty of Latino sets lined up for protection. I imagine his time will be easier than most other people.

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Epic