Chuck Norris vs JCVD

Well in the movie he’s kind of supposed to look like a generic Karate guy who also did ballet, right?

So then it’s good acting is it not?

That said, some of JCVD’s full contact record is said to be dubious.
I believe he did some lower level “kickboxing” that probably looked more like continuous sparring rules.
So no I don’t think he was some full contact killer.
It’s not like he was fighting in the PKA.

But that’s still more than just a TMA actor who never really fought.

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On a side note, people kind of throw shade on Chuck Norris because he was “only a point champion”.
Yeah, so not everyone went full contact.
I still think Norris was an excellent martial artist and a dangerous dude in his own right.
He was also very practical, and understood that fights usually go to the ground before the whole GJJ thing took off.
Point fighting has it’s place.
There’s a lot to be said for being the first to strike while controlling distance that is applicable in a real self-defense situation.

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And he had those awesome jeans from Century.

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Always wanted a pair of those.

According to ChatGPT:

Chuck Norris would win in point karate due to his ability to control pace and distance from his extensive experience in point karate

JCVD would win in full-contact kickboxing due to his superior strength and agility

Chuck Norris would win in an MMA match due to his grappling experience

In a fight mma rules Chuck all day. In a kick boxing fight no grappling it would be good but I’d lean JCVD.

Don’t underestimate the power of Tae Bo, a high top fade and spandex shorts.

The combination is unstoppable.

Psshhh. Both lose to Ralph Macchio.

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lol. That’s Tong Po with a perm dancing behind him on the left. Michel Quissi, his friend from back home.

Weird how that black singlet deal he’s wearing looked kind of badass in the Lionheart pool fight scene. Looks really gay there though.

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Coked out JCVD FTW

You guys are fucking morons. Chuck norris MURDERS jcvd

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Dipshits

The algorithm doesn’t allow donkey suck muppets to watch the great chuck norris

Maybe Steven segal is more your speed

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It’s not that. My old TKD instructor was friends with him in the 1980s. Billy is a different era and a good point guy. He has skills don’t get me wrong but Michael is a better fighter and more knowledgeable also. He is very well read.

I didn’t know Norris has an 8th in Kyokushin Budokai. That alone makes him a bad ass.

MEIN GOTT!!!

I just asked ChatGPT who would win between Tong Po and Chong Li in the kumite. It gave Chong Li a slight edge.

Chuck would distract jcvd and then get the KO by throwing a wig-house, which is where his hair flies off from a deft swing of the head, to reveal another fist underneath it.

Julia Louis Dreyfus Dancing GIF by Bell Brothers

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Van damage only had one amateur kb match. Chuck had none but he had a lot of time as a sparring partner with joe lewis and bill wallace, he also promoted a team kb competition where cities would have their own 5 man team and compete in duel meets. At a lot of early fights you can see him in lewis and Wallace’s corner

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That was such a different time and all those guys you mention were tough.