Cody has the worst face tattoo of all time

Bad peformance yesterday won by dick shot 2 points (first time ever) and…

a crooked rendition of Brock’s dick sword chest tattoo

why? just why?

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I don’t understand the kids today. I knew one fellow that got an anchor tattoo because he was in the navy. He paid a nickel for it and wound up dying in service fighting the Japanese in the second great war. I remember going to his funeral and seeing his mother cry.

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What a quick fall from grace. He looked like a prodigy against Cruz and just completely fell off at 25.

Hanging with the boiz did him in.

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“I’ll just wear glasses! Everyone looks smarter when they wear glasses!”

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He’s such a bitch.

You can take Cody out of the trailer. But you can’t take the trailer out of Cody.

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I’m against tattoos. Desecration, IMHO. That guy’s good.

What a retard.

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Are we surprised that a guy who has tattooed virtually every part of his body got a bad face tattoo? Did we expect good decision making out of him?

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I had to google it.

From google AI: Besides his famous tribal face tattoo, Mike Tyson has several other tattoos, including portraits of Mao Zedong and Arthur Ashe on his biceps, Che Guevara on his abdomen, a tiger on his right forearm, and a tribute to his daughter Exodus on his chest.

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Cody up here lookin’ like Uncle Baby Billy

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Cody is 39 years old

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So Mike Tyson is a communist retard?

Cody’s is definately worse than Mike’s attempt.

Mike at least was on the cutting edge one of the first notable people to have a face tatt relatively obscured on the side of his face. Big and ugly but still symetrical and less noticable despite being much larger.

Cody is some Johnny Come Lately with an incredibly autistic fucking pirate dick dagger smack down the center of his of his eye and it’s incredibly asymmetrical. The guy who gave him that tattoo was either his mortal enemy or coked out of his brains.

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Every face tattoo in the world, is the joint worst face tattoo

It’s the perfect way of stating your ambition in life is to be a jobless homeless man

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He had a tattoo covered up of him fucking a baby. Google it

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As soon as he got that neck tattoo then married the bimbo it was over.

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