whenever some BLOWHARD throws this my way I happily report “not to worry, I’ll never be guilty of that offense” 
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You seem like a rat
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is this your second or third thread today?
I don’t feel safe right now!
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Hi…
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I forgot about this idiot. I had him on ignore for 2-3 years. I’ve never seen a more dedicated and equally terrible troll. Staggering that with no laughs, he still keeps going 10 years long and will not give it up…
Back to the ignore button and see ya in another few years.
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Raskel I definitely think of you as a heroic figure. Can you expand on your thoughts? I know taking a stroll to get a croissant and then read the news of the day at a cafe, and maybe bird watch later doesnt provide a plethora of heroic opportunities. But if something happened like red ants crawled on a kid or something I feel like you would be of service!
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Doubt it would take ants for him to be of service there
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This is what i wandered over here for?
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Brooooo
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Keyboard warriors shakin their boots…
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BOSS_Cheddar, Gentlemen of Leisure like you and me can’t be risking our skin when there are plenty of White knights who will do the HEAVY LIFTING while we wait in the wings to swoop in at just the right moment when the wind is at our back and luck on our side! Perhaps a STEEL CHAIR over the head when our muscle is taking the beating and the RUFFS are distracted?
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Hahaha
allow me to give some fine example to my rather smart thinking here:
I will be cheering well when you MAGAboys march off on one of your little revolts to sacrifice your hides for some political devil while I do the thankless job of protecting your tarts from the threat of loneliness as you fight “tyranny” with your ASSAULT GUN$…and then when you are then LOCKED UP in the CLINKER an I’m Taste Testing the Casserole your tart is preparing to to send to you, I’ll be sure to tell her it’s the best darned casserole I’ve ever had 
Does your husky fat woman slap that man for you?