Just Joking.
I’m going to put a bidet on my Christmas wish list.
Which one should I get ?
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in advance
Any other “clean butthole experts” can chime in as well.
Idk what’s best. I got a super basic model that was cheap and it seems to work great. I don’t have the hot water or anything fancy. But my bootyhole is a lot cleaner with less wiping than used to be. Will look at the model in a little bit and report back.
Gord bless you Flopster!!
No one else cares aboot Ol’ Rig’s B-Hole?!
Lux bidet NEO 185 is the one I got. They have other models too that might be more to your liking.
I have a Tushy. My dad accidentally ordered an extra and gave it to me.
I’ve had it 5 years and still works, thinking of replacing it.
Thanks gentlemen.
Hey @PatK . Didn’t you used to be a “poop expert” ?
Has it blackened and browned from half a decade of passive ass grime?
That’s why whose who know get the brown model to begin with. It can’t get any more brown than brown, so it always looks like new.
I tried this, but then my popcorn tasted weird 
I like spicy foods and have hemorrhoids from decades of biking. I love the cold water
bro I tried 1st time ever Bidet in Korea and wood just sit there for 30 minutes blasting warm water up my b-hole
going back to toilet paper sans wipes is hard, I just run in the shower after each poop these daiiiiis
is dat like ghonorrhea ?
fuck cold
Team hot water on nothing m8
Cool you like the sensation of someone peeing on your b hole good to know
~ orders warm water bidet ~
u tryna say my butthole cant take the punishment brah?!
4 years I been hopping in shower and use the detachable. First couple months I would always wait till it warmed up.
Now it’s straight up fucking ice blast. Get er done 
@RIGPIG I just go outside and use the hose.
