How do you TSD?

Tarts Self Defense. This is a little known element of the Field of Self Defense which every CHAD needs to MASTER, especially IMPORTANT for the SMARTsized and/or Physically Disadvantaged CHAD who may present a SMARTlooking MASCULINE impression but may for various reasons, not be as STRONG as his CUNNING adversary

as for myself, I always practice SITUATIONAL AWARENESS…if it gets PHYSICAL then you’ve probably already FAILED and may as well just ACCEPT and SURVIVE the ordeal by telling yourself you will LEARN from this FAILURE again

so for me, the NUMBER 1 RULE, which I have learned the HARD way is DO NOT allow a scheming tart to get you ISOLATED & ALONE. ALWAYS meet in PUBLIC PLACES like PARKS and CAFES where HELP is just a HOLLER way, though these days people may be more apt to RECORD an attack for Social Media LIKES than to actually over any kind of HELP, so you still can’t depend on a Good Samaritan to SAVE you from an AGGRESSIVE TART

feel free to offer your own HELPFUL Self-Defense BroTips

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Man Gesturing at Red Brick Wall

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@Kings21 CLEARLY ain’t gettin’ much action from the TARTS :laughing:

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he needs to lean against that wall like he was poindexter

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Just a sample of why you see players complain so much : r/Helldivers

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^LOL :joy:

My TSD is STD’s

Simple or complex it works. It truly AIDS in self defense

Look into it

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Dominic Cummings Benny Hill GIF - Dominic Cummings Benny Hill Run ...

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I am a bit of a cultural icon, huh?

Thanks, dude!!!

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I know for some of the CRANKS on the OG, this may not be a PRESSING CONCERN…but for some of us it really is a very PRESSING CONCERN when one often finds himself in SITUATIONS where some aggressive tart is PRESSING him into a COMPROMISING position :sweat_smile:

I may be a CASANOVA but that doesn’t suggest that I’m running around like some LOWbred CUR Jerry Springer Guest…I am a RESPECTABLE ROMEO of CIVILIZED Manner

The Hidden Epidemic of Men Who Are Raped by Women

According to dominant stereotypes, men can’t be sexually assaulted by women. But according to a wide-ranging study, around two-thirds of men who report sexual victimization say their assailant was female.

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I’m a Man Who Was Sexually Harassed by a Woman

I hope that by sharing my story, I’ll help more men feel comfortable joining the battle.

At the beginning of my career, I spent time working in media. One small company where I interned assigned me to do a project with a woman who was senior at the company.

She informed me that she liked to work late at night — well past midnight, when no one else was there.

HA! Just as I SMARTLY observed in the OP how the SCHEMING TARTS can be very CUNNING like SCHEMING to Get you ISOLATED and ALONE where they can THEN carry out their maniacal ATTACKS…and it’s happened to me MORE THAN ONCE, each FAILURE was really a LEARNING LESSON though so I still consider it a BIG WIN!

hey MOD, why did you move this to the UltimateGround when it CLEARLY belongs on the OG?

he’s probably lucky he ONLY got ROBBED:

Woman pepper sprayed, robbed man after returning from Bourbon St. bar, police say

Investigators have identified Carmen Martinez, 22, as a suspect in the incident. She is described as a black female, 5’5” tall and weighing about 140 pounds.
https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/crime/woman-pepper-sprayed-robbed-man-after-returning-from-bourbon-st-bar-police-say/289-460799771

Which I’m guessing means “Hidden epidemic of dudes whose friends discovered who they banged last weekend, who, ashamed declared rape!”

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Male sexual harassment is not a joke

We often talk about sexual harassment against women in the workplace but for this column I’m going to address the growing problem of sexual harassment against men in the workplace.

How do they rape men ?. .

More men coming forward to report sexual harassment

KUALA LUMPUR: It’s not just women – more men are also coming forward to report on sexual harassment – with over 1,000 cases reported at advocacy counters, says Datuk Seri Nancy Shukri.

https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2026/05/20/more-men-coming-forward-to-report-sexual-harassment#goog_rewarded

Calling a man bald counts as sexual harassment, UK judge rules

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well in one of my cases, perhaps more than one, I can’t remember all them…it happened when copious amounts of drink were involved and I happened to be CHALLENGED in how much I could drink and as I suffer from Ash Ketchum Syndrome I cannot ignore this kind of thing, not my fault…anyway, before I knew or could recall what happened, it seems I had been TAKEN ADVANTAGE of AGAIN!

ash and misty from pokemon are standing next to each other with their hands in their pockets