How many 5 year olds

Right, but these are 5 year olds. Squirrely mofos. Youre gonna have to thump em up a bit to get the point across.

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The first 70 no problem. Eventually though you will start to showboat, putting them in full nelsons and shit. Then before you know it, the new one is in the ring while youre still demolishing the previous one. I figure once im to about 100 there will be 3-4 kids in there

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You’re gonna get tired after a couple of days with only short breaks.

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so I have to start with 1 - 5 yr old and i have 2 minutes to fuck em up before the next little fucker rolls in?

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By the second one they aren’t going to want to even come out there and be crying.

You’d have to up the number, like 2 or 3 at a time

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are there any hood 5yr olds with weapons?

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They are behind the curtain in gorilla position. They signed up for it. There will be no crying.

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The chubby one may grab a chair or table from under the ring like a Dudley Boy, if you get his chair you can use it

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eli roth brad pitt gif GIF

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When I do this I will get to finally post about myself in the has anyone ever beat up 5 guys in a night thread.

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Yokozuma butt drops…

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They are allowed.

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Comedy Central Yes GIF by Drunk History

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God damn that was funny. I will never forgive liberals for fucking up everything in this country.

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Do they trane? One would eventually get a shot at your nuts.

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everyone GIF

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They are not trained. Just a bunch of wiry, squirrely 5 year olds. Nut shots are a part of the game. They may or may not be aware of their effectiveness.

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karate fail GIF

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Someone got it