I want to retire from having to do it. It’s bullshit.
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It’s the only time I get to myself.
It’s why I shit like 6 times a day.
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I’m tired of constantly having to clean my glasses.
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I’m tired have having to go to work, but it’s better than the alternative.
Fingernails have become a PITA.
Don’t take it for granted
Not going to lie if my girlfriend is not at my house that night I pee in bottles overnight so I don’t have to walk to the bathroom
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Are you a great big fat person?
I’m actually pretty jacked. I drink so much water throughout the day it like ruins my night sleep if I have to walk to the bathroom every time
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Pro tip.
Put your cock in your own ass.
Piss in your butt in and shit in your cock.
Zero maintenance.
Happy fourth of July!
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Weird people who shit in public places phenomena I noticed. I go in to take a leak, someone is in a stall shitting. It stinks.
I’m sure they’ve been sitting in there zoning out forever. For some reason when they hear another person come into the bathroom they start a mad scramble to wipe their stanky ass and finish up. All of a sudden they’re in a hurry. Like, “Oh, someone else is here. I have to finish now, hopefully I can see them before they leave. Maybe I can make a new friend!”?
Wtf is that? No. Just stay in there until I leave. I don’t need to see the source of the stench. Bad enough I have to smell it. Probably the same guys that take the urinal right next to you and start with the small talk.
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Hey man, its hard to make friends as you get older. My apologies.
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Are you a bull?
u want mani/pedi ?
you just figured this out ?
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I wish I had the super power of Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat where she can make things intangible. I’d make my poop intangible so that it’d pass through my rectum and pants without me having to wipe or clean.
oh fuck yes , being human sucks balls
God built us in his image so like halfway through making a galaxy god had to squat and take a giant cosmic shit.
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