Ivanka Trump Reveals Her Love for Brazilian jiu-jitsu

[Stronghold]

Tiddies

[Inelegant_Discourse]

@VinegarStrokes

I’d let her triangle me any day

Twice on Sundays

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@Schlonged_Nytrons_Cheech

I wonder if she rolls with Gisele and her trainer

Almost certainly yes.

They have the same coaches and gym

[Morpheus]

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@Morpheus

Who trains her?

Valente Bros.

[MrBoone]

[DaveFu]

@Morpheus

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[Thrill_Hammer]

Isnt regular chess 3 dimensional?

[Thrill_Hammer]

Kids in the Hall: Head Crusher

[Megladong]

Ivanka is like a 10 out of 10. I mean, for you guys, an 8 of 10, but to any normal person, 10 out of 10.

[Defenstrator]

Didn’t she marry that strange jewish boy like he’s american royalty but everyone in class called him dumb

Maybe a divorce and then meats back on the menu ya?

[Defenstrator]

Slight wrinkles, still small, puckered, cute hair lasered to perfection.

[The_Diet_Butcher]

If it’s a Valente Brothers gym, they probably don’t even roll.

[FingerorMoon]

@HongKongPhooey

Ivanka Trump now a blue belt, learning samurai ‘spiritualism’ from BJJ?

More rich and powerful people are gravitating towards combat sports. While Donald Trump has been cozying up to the UFC for quite some time, the President’s daughter and her family have been training in jiu-jitsu recently. According to Ivanka Trump, she is now a BJJ blue belt and has fallen in love with the supposed “spiritualism” in the sport.

“I started driving her to these classes. She started asking me to join. I joined, then my two sons wanted to do what their older sister was doing, then my husband joined. It is good for everyone, and it’s like multiple things I like, so it meshes physical movement — it’s almost like a moving meditation because the movements are so micro, it’s like three-dimensional chess.”

“Now it’s funny, I’ll watch like uhm, ‘ultimate fighting,’ and you see some of these moves are so subtle, and they’ll like break out of a whole — it’s like fun to watch it,” she said. “I’m like a blue belt, so I’m not really knowing what’s going on.”

“There’s a real spiritualism to it, like the grounding in Samurai tradition, culture, and wisdom. As someone who’s always been drawn to philosophy, I love how it meshes movement with deeper principles.”

I’m not quite sure how learning how to shrimp imparts Samurai spiritualism, but as Trump shares, this isn’t your typical jiu-jitsu gym.

She primarily trains in a gym that focuses on self defense “jujutsu” instead of sport jiu-jitsu. In a separate interview, the US President’s daughter also noted how the coaches created a “code” that she likens to a “religion.”

“That was developed with some of the sort of Samurai principles in mind, and all my kids have memorized it,” Trump said about the 15 pillars of this gym’s code. “It’s an unbelievable thing. They’ll actually integrate it into conversations… It’s the mind, body and soul.

“The kids can only advance and get their stripes if they really internalize this. My kids will come home from school and they’ll tell me examples of how things happen that weren’t aligned with the 753 code. So it’s like a framework, much like religion is in our house, and it can be for others.”

Donald Trump’s grandkids from the other side of the family also train in jiu-jitsu. The kids recently received their gray belts on a different gym led by credentialed BJJ competitor Marcelo Cohen.

There is so much comedy gold in here.

“It’s like three dimensional chess”

“I’m a blue belt so I’m not really knowing what’s going on”

The whole part about samurai spiritualism that needs to be memorised to progress

[Morpheus]

So, dolls???

[ptper]

Misleading article. Initially says jiu-jitsu, references BJJ multiple times, then clarifies that it’s “self defense jujitsu” not pajama wrasslin

[AntonFig]

@HongKongPhooey

She primarily trains in a gym that focuses on self defense “jujutsu” instead of sport jiu-jitsu. In a separate interview, the US President’s daughter also noted how the coaches created a “code” that she likens to a “religion.”

“That was developed with some of the sort of Samurai principles in mind, and all my kids have memorized it,” Trump said about the 15 pillars of this gym’s code. “It’s an unbelievable thing. They’ll actually integrate it into conversations… It’s the mind, body and soul.

“The kids can only advance and get their stripes if they really internalize this. My kids will come home from school and they’ll tell me examples of how things happen that weren’t aligned with the 753 code. So it’s like a framework, much like religion is in our house, and it can be for others.”

Donald Trump’s grandkids from the other side of the family also train in jiu-jitsu. The kids recently received their gray belts on a different gym led by credentialed BJJ competitor Marcelo Cohen.

As a big Trump fan and 30yr BJJ guy my alarm bells are going off. This sounds sketchy as fuck, but then again the gym owner is a guy named Marcelo Cohen.

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@AntonFig

As a big Trump fam and 30yr BJJ guy my alarm bells are going off. This sounds sketchy as fuck, but then again the gym owner is a guy named Marcelo Cohen

Article is weirdly worded. Thats not where she trains, that’s the other grandkids. She’s a valente stooge, just like Gisele. Brazilians to blame, like a lot of things in BJJ

[crazydave]

She’s actually a legit blue belt. When I rolled with her she kept getting me in triangles over and over again

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