In true beatbum fashion of making lists of shit I hate, I give you my newest list:
POPULAR SONGS THAT EVERYBODY LOVES AND SINGS ALONG TO AND YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HATE BUT I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE
When one of these songs plays and I mention that I fucking hate that song, people do a hard neck rotation and give me the look of shock and disbelief with a healthy percentage of disappointment. I thought it was just in the cartoons, but you can actually hear the record scratch sound.
To make these songs even more hateable, when you’re at a bar or a party or something and people start singing along they always close their eyes like the fucking retards that they are.
When I trained Tai Kwan Doe in high school they would play “Eye of the Tiger” every single day while we warmed up. It was so cringe and I felt like a loser while we were doing it.