My newest list of shit I hate

OnlyGround
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In true beatbum fashion of making lists of shit I hate, I give you my newest list:

POPULAR SONGS THAT EVERYBODY LOVES AND SINGS ALONG TO AND YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HATE BUT I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE

When one of these songs plays and I mention that I fucking hate that song, people do a hard neck rotation and give me the look of shock and disbelief with a healthy percentage of disappointment. I thought it was just in the cartoons, but you can actually hear the record scratch sound.

  1. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
  2. Born in the USA
  3. Don’t Stop Believing
  4. Eye of the Tiger
  5. We Will Rock You
  6. We Are The Champions
  7. Purple Rain
  8. I Heard It Through The Grapevine
  9. Living on a Prayer
  10. Sweet Caroline
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I swear he says “those cunts we’re fast as lightening”

Listen to it, you’ll never hear it the same again

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OP is homophobic!

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To make these songs even more hateable, when you’re at a bar or a party or something and people start singing along they always close their eyes like the fucking retards that they are.

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During We Are The Champions, not only do they close their stupid fucking eyes, they also clap way up high above their stupid big fat fucking head.

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When I trained Tai Kwan Doe in high school they would play “Eye of the Tiger” every single day while we warmed up. It was so cringe and I felt like a loser while we were doing it.

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I love all those songs and Ill kick your ass if I ever meet you

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I’d rather get my ass kicked than get the hard neck turn and face of disapproval.

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But play 1 Cannibal Corpse song on the Jukebox and everyone fraks the fuck out.

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Sweet Caroline needs to be way higher on the list. And you forgot piano man. Drunk boomer anthem

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I agree with the entire list except for #10. Neil Diamond is an American icon and a sweetheart of a gentleman.

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Sing along songs.

Le Shat

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#1 and #10 are good. The rest suck.

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Good list. Eye of the tiger isnt too bad though.

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Most rap music and cookie-cutter hip-hop “artists.”

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When people do the “Ba ba baa” during Sweet Caroline, I become homicidal.

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