Homeowners insurance should pay
Product idea…
Collar for pitbull owners they can put on their dog that has a small bomb or other lethal device that can be detonated if it hears a special trigger word. If the dog attacks you or anyone in the family, they know to yell “hossenfeffer!” (or whatever you program it for) and the bomb goes off.
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They already had those but someone used it on a pizza delivery guy and they got sued so they took it off the market.
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The one positive thing about pitbull owners is they buy extra strong collars for the dogs. You can lift and twist them unconscious. XL bullys would be harder though.
yes
then we’ll make the default bomb explode word “the” in factory settings and make ppl have to call a hotline to change it.
collar also works as a great handle to gorilla smash into pavement
so ive heard
once the pit hangs on kids leg in the air… hard to watch
If that were my kid, I would have put the owner in a wheelchair on sight
Always made me laugh on the old OG someone would post their massive, grimy, drooling pitbull in the dog threads and someone would seriously say “Good lucking pup!” like it was a month old golden retriever.
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That dog is to pitbulls what kamala is to african american women.
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These are “killing” me
Pits are the GOATs at mauling their OWN owners
Dumbass killer breed
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even pitbulls hate pitbull owners
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I just wish it happened at a quicker rate.
I can fix him.
Tana and Harley had found Hercules abandoned at the side of the road, covered in cigarette burns, two years earlier.
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lol
the idea of “rescuing” pitbulls (“lab mixes”) is pure white trash retardation disguised in Suburban normie form
“hey, let’s “rescue” a physically abused former fighting pitbull as our family pet!”
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He only did that because he didn’t get enough hugs.
Pitbulls are the Acer laptops of the dog world. You might get an outlier, but more often than not the defect rate wins out.
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